I'm not sure which annoys me more:

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- people who think the eagles could or should have taken the One Ring to Mordor despite all the textual and thematic reasons that would be a terrible idea

- people who think that Dolores Haze was just as terrible a person as Humbert and Quilty, manipulating skeevy older guys for the sake of doing so instead of as a way to cope with/escape from a series of pants-crappingly terrible situations